Choose your path
blake has a comfy lap and also they r at the beach scribbles
my secret talent is getting tired without doing anything
doctor: i’m sorry to tell you but your condition is chronic
me: you sellin chronic? 👀
doctor: please sir, you are really sick
me: haha thanks dude
“Am I repressing trauma or can I genuinely not remember my childhood” a novel by me
Is This Memory Real Or Did I Make It Up To Cope: a thrilling sequel
me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed
I’ve never read something more accurate
Laptop compromised… I’m a phone blogger now. This is who I have to be.